I’m a list-maker. Maybe planning a wedding seems exciting because of all the lists I know I’ll be able to make. Maybe I’ll even have a list of lists…I can’t wait!! Here’s the first list of the wedding.
Things I’ve already vetoed:
- anything ORANGE
- fishbowls with real fish (inevitably dead by the time of the reception) or LED lights in the bottom
- a Halloween costume party
- swords – anywhere, but specifically walking down the aisle
- ceremony on a roller coaster – but I’ll never veto a roller coaster on the honeymoon!
- Vegas (but give me a couple months and I may reconsider)
- turquoise suits
- doily snowflakes
- air travel in the winter
- carnations
- kilts
- pictures on every post to jkbergin.com
- karoake
- while I do love the Wizard of Oz , it’s not hard to veto a yellow brick aisle, monkey ushers, cowardly lion best man, Glinda MOH OR a tin-man groom … sorry everyone
- pumpkins, gourds & Indian corn
- when have I ever been a nature-lover? NO outdoor ceremony. NO reception in a tent.
… to be continued, I’m sure
So is it just me or are there a million and a half websites devoted to providing guidance and support when trying to plan a wedding? (And I thought that’s what my mother-in law to be was there for)
So they give you a default website but I rushed in and started this one. Really, it is absurd how many millions of websites there are to help with this event. The Knot, The Wire, Weddingregistry.com, and all of them have amazingly well placed ads.
Tonights wedding tidbit – Why is the bride on the left side of the groom? So he can have his sword hand free to defend them. (Not sure what I will be defending Kelli from in Iowa but history can’t be wrong can it?)
Depending on how well you know me, you may or may not know that I am a snoop. Now I don’t snoop through bathroom cabinets or open mail, but things I find interesting like photo albums, movie collections or TiVo schedules – and don’t get me started on Facebook stalking (consider this fair warning!)
All of this to say, my life became significantly more difficult when John told me he had his nana’s ring IN HIS APARTMENT. I instantly made a silent promise to myself that I wouldn’t turn the place inside out trying to find it (I didn’t want to scare this one away, after all). Then one day when we began our (okay my) cleaning spree and the Goodwill philanthropy of John’s apartment, he showed me The. Exact. Drawer. that contained the ring. If life was difficult before, this was excruciating! Every time John went to the bathroom, or took the trash out, or to meet the pizza delivery guy was a potential moment for a peek.
But I didn’t do it. I never peeked.
I truly thought I
would know the exact moment he would propose and I told myself that at least the ring would be a surprise. The more we talked about the ring, the more I wondered if I would like it. What would I say if it was hideous!? He said it was vintage and having an antique expert brother, I’ve learned vintage isn’t my thing. What if I really hated it?! I’d have to fake it for the rest of my entire life. I may be okay at snooping, but I absolutely cannot lie. So I tried not to think about it. And I tried to forget that I knew where the ring was.
And then he gave it to me – and it was like love at first sight all over again. I love the ring! I’m excited to put it on every day! I love that it was John’s nana’s and I adore hearing the stories about the love she had with John’s poppy. I envision it to be very similar to the love my grandparents share and it makes me very excited to begin that life with John.
So all of those magazines they sell at CVS? Have you ever noticed how half of them are geared toward tweens and the rest have some sort of “wedding” related content?
Under the guise of going to procure sinus medication for me Kelli slipped out of the hotel room only to return with an overflowing CVS bag. (Yes, she is amazing enough to have remember my pills – I was miserable with sinus stuff)
In this bag was a 300 page magazine called Brides. It had a total of 500 words of editorial type content. This magazine is effectively a Nascar race car. It is plastered with ads and product placements in every conceivable spot.
Did I mention that these bridal magazines multiply? On the coffee table right now there is a stack a tad over one foot high of bridal magazines. A few are decent (Apparently Modern Brides is a winner – but the one issue of Victorian Brides is still hanging around…) but on the whole this entire thing is a little bit nuts.